Welcome. Please don't ask me about the dolphins, you should read the books. Frankly, if you're interested in dolphins you should go talk to them while they are still around.

Inmates are required to bring their own towels. In time, we may set up a concession stand where you can purchase them. Or we might not. Maybe we should. Maybe we shouldn't. That's that.

All inmates of the Asylum are welcome here. Even SCO's lawyers (the worst of the lot so far). Work on the Free Software Advocate's Guide To The Galaxy will continue shortly; my alter ego has to go teach Advanced Computer Repair this evening. When you are done reading that, please enjoy the wonderful pictures that Willy has placed all over. You should find them very soothing.