Behold: Instructions for Installing GNU/Linux on a Dead Badger.

Yes. This is a true story. Apparently Lucy Snyder had a dead badger lying around, and a VüDü Linux distro hanging around when lo! She had too much time on her hands.

Thankfully, she documented what she did - though the image does seem to look a but like something one would find on an O'Reilly book.

You can read it all here - but the boot incantation is a real crowd pleaser:

Suse vivo vixi victum reduco is ea id creatura absit decessus a facultas Linux! Dev root, dev root!

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Hmmm

Because I was in a hurry for lunch today, for the first time in my life I cooked a bratwurst in the microwave. It exploded and looked amazingly like a drowned rat. Do you think I could install Linux on it? Too late, I already ate it. But it might be a good thing to know, because they're definitely better grilled.

Oh boy...

You have a Windows CE microwave, don't you? :o

It was ugly. There were toothpicks everywhere...